Me: Do you think I'm crazy?
Him: (a little too quickly) Well, yeah!
Me: Do you like these new (slightly too big, boy-cut) panties?
Him: Yeah....they're kind of tight. (rude and untrue!)
Me: Do you want to (whatever)?
Him: Not really, but I will. (And thus begins the "I want you to want to" fight.)
Sigh. Why do guys always get the wrong version of the script?