Powder Your Nose

Justin and I were at Wal-Mart tonight to purchase razor blades and rice cakes. (Yes, as a matter of fact I do try to keep my shopping trips alliterative.) I was wandering around the cosmetics section, because I'm always on the look out for a miracle makeup that will apply itself to my face without me actually having to get out of bed and do it myself. While I was over there I saw this makeup bag:

Isn't that weird? I mean, did some designer seriously think it would be cool to put a photograph of a not-very-cute-bunny and patchy grass on a makeup case? Has a former 4H-er taken over the design section at Kaboodle? Then I found this one:

That, ladies and gentlemen, is a horse's nose. O--kay. Justin has a thing for animal noses, and he really wanted me to get this one, but I didn't, because I haven't completely lost my mind, yet. Later, on a different aisle, we found this one:

WHO IS DESIGNING THESE BAGS? Are farm animals the new Prada? Come to think of it, I did see a Coach bag with a picture of a horse on it the other day...maybe I missed out on a fabulous new trend? And why is it a horse nose, and a pig nose, but the entire bunny? Aren't bunny noses cute on their own? I'm way more bothered about this than I should be.