Election Night Drinking Game

You'll need red and blue drinks, or at least colored shot glasses. I'm sure you can find something both suitable and delicious at the liquor store. (Or, if you're not a fan of alcohol, Jones Soda and Kool-Aid both make appropriately colored drinks.)

Take a sip of your red drink if:

- McCain wins a state.

- Anyone utters the word “maverick.”

- Joe the Plumber makes an appearance. (double points if he’s gotten his plumber’s license)

- A pundit implies that Sarah Palin is hot.

- Someone refers to Barack Obama as a socialist.

- Anyone says anything nice about George W. Bush.

Take a sip of your blue drink if:

- Obama wins a state.

- Anyone utters the word “historic” in reference to Obama’s campaign.

- Hillary Clinton makes an appearance. (double points if Bill shows up too)

- A pundit implies that John McCain is senile.

- Someone mentions Tina Fey.

- Anyone says anything nice about John Kerry.

Take one sip from both drinks if:

A news anchor declares that a race is “too close to call.”

Throw in the towel if:

A news anchor announces that, once again, Florida is the presidential tie-breaker.

PS: You only get to play if you actually voted!!