Stole this from Megan I realize that I do too many of these, but really, I could be doing something so much worse.
Do you have any pets?
2 dogs inside and 2 cats outside, but I don't think the cats claim us anymore.
What color shirt are you wearing?
Name three things that are physically close to you:
1. Diet Pepsi
What is the last book you read?
Naked, by David Sedaris
What's your favorite sport?
I like to watch hockey, I like to play catch, does that count as a sport?
Do you enjoy sleeping late?
I like the sleeping part, but I don't like losing a lot of the day.
What's the weather like right now?
Who tells the best jokes?
Both of my parents are pretty funny, but that's not the same as joke telling is it? I don't really like the kind of jokes that get "told."
What was the last thing you dreamt about?
Nightmare about Lilith coming out of the hot water heater closet.
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
I just recently started driving again after a couple of years of being chauffeured. I seem to crash more than I should.
Do you believe in karma?
Do you believe in luck?
Do you believe in magic?
Yes, yes, yes!! I believe in all the silly things!
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
Scrambled with ketchup.
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Postcards and pretty glass bottles.
Are you proud of yourself?
Are you reliable?
Is this a job interview? If so, yes.
Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yes, and once, daffodils. Do we have to use the word bum?
What's your favorite food?
Currently Cheez-its, but I always love chicken and dumplings.
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
One time, when I was in Jr. High someone left a teddy bear and a mylar balloon on my front porch on Valentine's Day. For awhile, I clung to hope that it was from a boy, who would some day reveal himself, but now I'm pretty sure it was from my dad. Weirdly, that makes me like it more.
Do you like to draw?
No, but I like to watercolor.
What's your favorite invention?
If I say nail polish, will I be ridiculed for being too interested in being pretty? Better avoid that and say something useful...birth control.
Is your room messy?
Not right now.
What do you like better: oranges or apples?
Apples, on sandwiches, but really, I love mangoes and berries.
Do you give in easily?
Nope, I tend to be more like a strangler fig, holding on until someone chops my tree out from under me.
Can you read other people's expressions?
Always. They don't always like it.
Are you a bully?
No, unfortunately, I'm a nice girl.
What time did you wake up this morning?
I woke up at 10:30 last night, and then again at 8:45 this morning. I'm really tired of this night schedule.
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Chocolate donut. Super healthy, I know.
When was the last time you showered?
I'm about to do that now, by the time anyone reads this it'll be over, so I'll say today.
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
I don't know, it's kind of up in the air right now. I need to return a dress that I accidentally bought 2 of.
Do you have any nicknames?
Justin calls me Bumblebee, my dad and mom both call me Susalu occasionally.
Have you ever been scuba diving?
That is something I would so not enjoy.
What's your least favorite color?
I don't like anything neon.
Would you ever go skydiving?
I don't know. I've been very interested in experiencing that falling sensation without actually hitting the ground. I think I'd rather fall into one of those gigantic pillows than have a parachute, though.
What toothpaste do you use?
Colgate Whitening for sensitive teeth.
Do you enjoy challenges?
I'd really rather things just be easy, if possible.
What's the worst injury you have had?
I've been hurt worse, but the thing that still bothers me most is a chipped front tooth. I know, unforgivable vanity.
What's the last movie you saw?
I don' t know, it's been too long since I watched a movie. I'm going to watch All About Eve over the weekend. We'll go with that.
What do you want to know about the future?
I don't think it's good to know too much, so I'll be happy with the information I already have.
What does your last text message say?
Inbox: Probably be fine.
Outbox: (Waaay too dirty to post here, sorry.)
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
Dad, why is that always the answer to this question?
Would you rather have money or love?
Love. As long as there's money for the basics, and the occasional treat, I don't really mind being broke.
What is your dream vacation?
What is your favorite animal?
Donkey...or maybe llama. I really like pack animals. Weird.
Do you miss anyone right now?
Do you need to do laundry?
I think I'm pretty much caught up.
Do you listen to the radio?
Sometimes NPR in the morning.
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I was on my way to a job interview. When I got back to the car and turned on the radio, I thought it must be some sort of trick, like with War of the Worlds.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I have a huge fit and then I go get Justin to shake out my Twizzlers.
Have you ever caught a butterfly?
They don't generally like to be captured. Sometimes one will land on me, and that's nice.
What color are your bed sheets?
White with blue and green stripes.
What's your ringtone?
It just rings like a phone, and thank goodness for that. I hate all those horrible musical ringers.
Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Do you have any obsessions right now?
Let's not talk about this.
Do you like things that glow in the dark?
No, things that glow always startle me when I wake up and can't figure out what the hell that is in the corner (or wherever).
What's your favorite fruity scent?
Do you watch cartoons?
Never. Well...I guess I occasionally see a Charlie Brown special or a Disney movie, but it's not like it happens all that frequently.
Have you ever sat on a roof?
A long time ago...I liked it.
Have you ever been to a different country?
Name three things in the world you dislike:
The whole world? Only three? Ok, I'll do my best.
2. Death Penalty
3. People who lie to children.
Name three people in the world you dislike:
Well that's a risky little game isn't it?
Has a rumor even been spread about you?
Well, I did go to high school...
Do you like sushi?
Oh god yes, and it's been ages since I had any! I hate living in this wasteland.
Do you hold grudges?
No, but I seem to get mad at the same people over and over again for the same things. Stop pissing me off people!