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Hi, my name is Susan

But you can call me Pretty much whatever you want to. I've heard it all.

Never in my life have I kept a plant alive for more than a month.

When I am nervous I try to be as entertaining as possible. This usually ends in disaster.

The last song I listened to was Hallelujah by John Cale

If I were to get married right now, it would be to Well I'm currently married to Justin so we'd have to work something out with the government in order to include anyone else. At least legally.

My hair is not good at all right now. It's been brushed so it's fuzzy and pulled back into a slept in ponytail. However, in general, it's better than it's been in years, most of the time.

When I was four I was enjoying my last months of being an only child, and trying to convince my mom to name the twins Tom and Jerry.

Last Christmas I got very depressed and actually took down the tree on December 23rd. This year will be better.

I should be washing dishes, or something equally productive.

When I look down I see the laptop, and an afghan that's sort of ugly, but really warm.

The happiest recent event was seeing how happy Maybe was when I came home and saw her for the first time after working two double shifts. She acted like I'd been gone a year. It was very fulfilling.

If I were a character in Friends, I'd be out of a job, wasn't that canceled?

By this time, next year, I really have no idea how to answer this question. Usually I have more of a plan than I have at this moment. It actually sort of feels good.

My current distress is that we're a little broke right now. Just for a couple more days though.

I have a hard time understanding why I've been feeling so unmotivated.

There are these girls who are new at work, I really want them to be my friends, but I have no idea how to achieve this.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell is Justin

I want to buy lots of things, most notably, a lavender button down shirt and the new Calvin Klein perfume, Euphoria.

I plan on visiting San Diego, in 5 weeks *squeals*

If I could spend the night at any house, it would be Matthew and Shannon's, in 5 weeks. I'm also pretty fond of my own house right now. There are clean sheets on my bed.

The world could do without George W. Bush

The most recent thing I bought myself is umm...I don't remember if this is the most recent thing, but I have new green velvet ballet flats that I haven't worn yet.

The most recent thing that someone else bought for me was Justin bought me dinner from Taco Bell today.

My middle name is Bell, now, sort of.

In the morning I call my friend Matthew at some ungodly hour, his time, and then, satisfied that everyone I know is awake, I go to bed.

Last night I was falling asleep at work.

There is this guy I know who uh...yeah I don't have an answer for this.

If I was an animal, I would be something with a long tail. I always feel like that's what I'm missing.

A better name for me would be I don't know that it would necessarily be a *better* name for me, but I like old fashioned names, like Fiona and Delia, and Hazel.

Tomorrow, I am having a really stress free day, including dishes and naps and hopefully donuts. The power of positive thinking.

Tonight, I am going to make a dent in the huge list of things on my Tivo, snuggle Justin, and go back to bed.