Stolen from Patrick.
Heres how it works: go to google and type "(your name) needs" pick the five funniest and post them in your blog. Heres mine:
Susan Needs...
1. ...help
2. ...to get over it
3. ...a set of t-shirts graced with silly cliches
4. ...to wear a bra
5. ...all your love and money
Justin asked me to post his here too:
Justin Needs...
1. ...to learn this isn't 500 bc and you can't bang every girl that makes
your slinky go doing-!
2. ... a new bear skin rug to go by the fire
3. ...a happy ending
4. ...to get bitch slapped
5. ...help learning how to be gay
2 comments:
Those are priceless!
Chico needs an enterprise-wide solution
Chico needs to grow in order to pay its bureaucracy
Chico needs to consider two other elements
Chico needs a lot of love and attention
Chico needs no introduction at this point
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