This Doesn't Look Good.

Stolen from Patrick.
Heres how it works: go to google and type "(your name) needs" pick the five funniest and post them in your blog. Heres mine:

Susan Needs...

2. get over it
3. ...a set of t-shirts graced with silly cliches
4. wear a bra
5. ...all your love and money

Justin asked me to post his here too:

Justin Needs...

1. learn this isn't 500 bc and you can't bang every girl that makes
your slinky go doing-!
2. ...
a new bear skin rug to go by the fire
3. ...
a happy ending
4. ...
to get bitch slapped
5. learning how to be gay


Annabel said...

Those are priceless!

Anonymous said...

Chico needs an enterprise-wide solution
Chico needs to grow in order to pay its bureaucracy
Chico needs to consider two other elements
Chico needs a lot of love and attention
Chico needs no introduction at this point