Cats are generally a mystery, they function on their own terms and do their own thing, and occasionally deem you worthy enough to pet them. But today, I'm about 98% sure that this is the conversation that went on between Astrid and George.
Astrid: Hey! You've got something in your tail! I'm just gonna get that....
George: Back off bitch!
Astrid: No really, it's just right there...
George: I said hands off you crazy cow! (hisses and runs away)
Astrid: Waaiiit!! (hot on her tail)
By the by and not for nothin', I'm down 13 pounds. The program stole a hundred of my calories. I'd call it a bitch, but it seems to be working.