And nobody start lecturing me either! I tan 3 months a year, 4 days a week. I am not "tanorexic," and the only time I feel pretty is when I'm a little golden. Without a tan my skin is freckly and uneven, not that coveted, Victorian version of pale that magazines show to prove that having no tan is sexy. I refuse to use stinky streaky self tanner. If occasionally having to get a little something zapped off me is the trade for having a moderately healthy self esteem, so be it.