Taken from Terroni
Are you taller than your mother?
Umm I think so, but I look shorter because I'm fatter.
What color is your car?
We have two. Mine is happy-blue, and broken right now. Justin's is red.
If you instantly become qualified for any profession, what would you do?
A lawyer. Defending the wrongfully accused and perhaps working with the ACLU. If only law school was free and didn't require a PE credit.
What is your ring-tone?
It just rings. I find that the songs get very old very fast particularly if you hear them in your head and dive for the phone even when it's not ringing.
Is there an animal that creeps you out?
Ew ticks. fleas. mosquitoes. Any bloodsucker really.
The last person you rode an elevator with?
Justin I'm sure.
Did you go ice skating as a kid?
No. I can't even seem to walk without falling down. Ice is not a good idea.
Last person you had an argument with.
Ever have stitches?
I had some staples in my elbow once, but not any stitches.
Favorite non alcoholic drink?
Diet Pepsi with a lime
How long ago did you kiss someone?
About 5 minutes ago. mmm
Ever caught something on fire?
Frequently, but not recently. The most memorable was a wok
Ever seen the northern lights?
No...someday, I hope.
Would you be a surrogate mother, carry a baby for someone else?
Nope. I never, ever want to be pregnant.
Ever been in a fight?
Not for a very long time.
Wearing nail polish?
My toenails are kind of lilac colored but I don't like to paint my fingernails
Innie or outie?
I'm assuming this is referring to my belly button, which is officially classified as an "innie" but is really more of a belly dent.
Ever used a Ouija board?
No. My parents think it's communing with the devil. Strangely it's probably one of the only things my mom and dad agree on. I don't believe in the devil, but if he is real, I doubt Parker Brothers has that sort of connections.
Sweet or sour?
Sour. Pucker Up.
Sun or Moon?
In the past I would have always said the moon. Now, I work at night and I miss the sun. As it turns out I'm really a "mid-afternoon" girl.
What shoes did you wear today?
Black flip flops. It's time to throw them away. They smell like glucose. I don't know why.
Favorite eye color of the opposite sex?
Most important quality in a relationship.
I stole this from Terroni, who stole it from David Sedaris, who I love.
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings..
So, my answer is discretion.
As soon as The View is over. They are announcing the new moderator today.
Time of day that you were born?
Around 2:15 pm. See I told you I'm an early afternoon girl.
Do you know your blood type?
B- How average.
Name something annoying about public transit?
We don't have any.
Did you grow up in a city or in the country?
Sort of a suburb.
Consider going on a reality show for a large amount of money?
It would have to be a very large amount of money. I'd rather go on a game show.
Flown in your dreams?
No, but I fall off curbs a lot. In my dreams as well as my reality.
Whats the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
I dunno... I think food in general, particularly kinds of meat and seafood are pretty weird.
Hugs or kisses?
Hugs. Snuggling in particular
What was the best night out of your life? Lurid details please!
This question brings out my pouty face. I don't know why.
Whats your favourite item of clothing?
My black tube top.
What form of dancing are you best (or worse) at?
I'm a really phenomenally bad dancer. Not good at all.
Would you at any time of your life have done playboy for a million?
If they wanted me badly enough to offer me a million dollars then sure I'd do it. But I'm pretty sure they would go out of business.
Gold or silver?
Silver, but I'm trying to ease into some gold without looking all Jersey girl.
If you joined the circus, what would you be?
*frown* The fat lady. Better than the bearded lady I guess. ;)
Do you have a criminal record?
Yes, but hopefully it's going away.
What item of make-up can you not live with out?
I could definitely live make-up free, but would prefer not to go to work without mascara.