The job description includes the following: Must be an experienced shopper, entertainer, and amateur personal therapist. Also, must drive, listen to complaints about husband without actually criticizing him, and like to eat out.
Candidate must be comfortable around cute dogs, and must be willing to use bjore nose strips so that I can examine them when they are done.
Candidate must not have strong desires to visit SeaWorld, The State Aquarium, or the fish section at PetSmart.
Pay rate: lifetime supply of friendship, occasional home made cookies, and great gifts on holidays, birthdays, and after vacations to exotic locales.
Starting date: ImmediatlyApply in person or online by commenting on this post. All applications will be considered.