This Doesn't Look Good.

Stolen from Patrick.
Heres how it works: go to google and type "(your name) needs" pick the five funniest and post them in your blog. Heres mine:

Susan Needs...

2. get over it
3. ...a set of t-shirts graced with silly cliches
4. wear a bra
5. ...all your love and money

Justin asked me to post his here too:

Justin Needs...

1. learn this isn't 500 bc and you can't bang every girl that makes
your slinky go doing-!
2. ...
a new bear skin rug to go by the fire
3. ...
a happy ending
4. ...
to get bitch slapped
5. learning how to be gay